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Now I'm keeping to my diet and drinking lots of red wine. I don't want any criticizing of my life saving red wine. I'd rather be sloshed than dead. It might help people in their seventies to respect me more if they took into account my extra years from being reincarnated. I'm really 20 years older than they are. I'm a reincarnated middle-aged musician from the early 1960's. At the time I was in my forties, but the blond Sandra Dee's in bikinis still wanted me to play my guitar at their beach parties. They'd come to visit my shack on the beach and be frantically greeted by my pet goat Pete, running and jumping up and down the length of the clothesline - to which his collar was firmly affixed by a shiny metal chain. They'd hang around to watch me practice the ukulele. I'd sing to them about how I wanted to knock them out and throw them to the sharks. One thing would lead to another, and, well, you know the story. Gosh, it feels so real that I just know that it must be true.
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Totem Hole

Does everyone like my diet humour, by the way? How about that last line about mucus in the tear ducts? Funny? Original? I think so. Well, I'm just being the same person who grew up alongside eight thousand others in his home town and then played his songs in a city of 2.5 million before he made the mistake of moving to Vancouver in 1995. I'm just being the one person who wrote my thousand and fifty comedy scripts, two hundred poems, and two hundred songs; the one person you've been misled to believe is a hundred different assholes on your lying TV screen. So that woman from the billboard steered clear of my diet humour, did she? Why did she do that? Why didn't she add it to her bullshit stand-up routine so she could be more of a hero to all the show business gangsters? Is she afraid to make jokes about her diet? How fortunate for me. It means I can keep at least a scrap of my original humour out of her greedy fingers. I think it's fair for me to flip out and curse and swear now because it is humanly impossible to handle the stress of continuous assaults on my work and my character any other way. In making you love people who steal my blogs and my music, they make you hate me, and I'm past the point of wanting to win you over after twenty years of this criminal shit. Why do we have men of low character in high places in this stupid world? Are we sure we love our children, bringing them into the clutches of the crime bosses here? Do you really want your child to idolize some prick who plagiarizes and lies and goes to jail or prison? Do you want them to end up like their idols, with writing all over their private parts and memories of punishment so severe they can't acknowledge it in their waking state? Who cares how much the TV lies for them, they'll know they went to prison and they'll know they were punished there. Would you find it acceptable for your child to go to jail for stealing my music or comedy as long as the media hides it from the public? I'm currently reading Thomas Mann's A Man and His Dog. Very good writing. I got through Death in Venice yesterday. Interesting. He wasn't bent, was he? Sheesh, I wonder after reading that. Below I've thinned out my music links a little, in order to show you the hours of my own original good music that help me to keep my brain free of evil manipulations by offering me a selection of songs I can trust. You can trust them too. And you might also notice that a lot of them are already somewhat higher in quality than what the radio wants to play in their place, now that the fraud bands are not allowed to have them anymore. All My Money Arise Assault Bad News Beguiled Bird of Prey Bonkers Brown Lullaby Business Busybody Canopy Chair Cheer Class Close Rendezvous Control Conviction Crybaby Currents Denial Disenchanted Easy Ectomorph Energy Epitomes Everything Fantasies Faraway Places Fishface Flimsy Flounder Fool Fool's Paradise Foothead Forgotten Fortune Free Frenetic Friend in Need Goddess Godspeed Gr. Moose Gran Grumble Hairball Harmony Headlong Heartstrings Heretic Hot Hunted I'll Wait for Your Love Impressions Insidious It's Not You Juice Justice Leg It Up Lifeless Linger Loose Lucky Lech Magic Mayhem Meat Hooks Mischief Mixed Feelings More Sold Out Morning Shorelines Nonchalant Nonplussed Nothing but Ashes Oblivious Ooga Balooga Orbit Orcastra Out from Under Outside Passion Penitence Prone Puzzles Ram Ransom Redemption Redundant Respect Rugged Rules Rusty Sad Anger Sanctuary Satellite Sam Selfish Shambles Simper Size Slings and Arrows Soliloquay Space 2009 Special Spellbound Spoils Stagger Stultified Survival Telepathy Temperance Tenseness Therapy Tinsel Heaven Together Topsy-turvy Tycoon Ugly Unabused Underachiever Uneven Untoward Vanquished Virtue Wallet Wayfarer, the © 2018. Songs by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.
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Good Mann

Just escaping the snowfall, above, with a little summer 'surfing' music - all the way from the West Coast of Canada. I need to make better videos of most of my songs anyway. I'm keeping to my diet, but I'm not using the lemons as much. My type produces a lot of mucus, but I like my mucus. It shields me from the environment. I only need the lemons when it gets into my tear ducts, which is only maybe about twice a month. I've taken out some stories by Thomas Mann, an author I was steered to from reading Hermann Hesse. I couldn't find Buddenbrooks, the one Hitler banned and burned, but the one I'm reading now is still pretty good. 4:49PM. Having walked back to my east side home on Keefer Street, I'd like to give you some more detail about that comedy offender I spoke of in my recent video post Blight Is My World. The film being advertised looks like a comedy called Isn't It Romantic. The star of this billboard appeared to have been tossed out onto a sidewalk at my feet from a mysterious vehicle on the day after I complained about having to see her face ten times on the way to the library. This usually means that the person was apprehended and punished for offences against my copyright. If you investigate this film, I'm sure you'll find that it was brought to you by the same assholes who brought you the Austin Powers trilogy made out of my blogs. If so, it means that all the most entertaining parts of this film are plagiarized. I never needed anyone else to be amusing, but these comedy creeps depend on me too much. And I'm sick of all the lawbreaking. I don't defend my comedy so I can be a fucking funny comedy star, I'M A MUSICIAN! My writing just happens to reflect my personality and my GOD DAMNED IDENTITY AS A HUMAN BEING! LUCIFER LOVES YOUR SOUL-POISONING COMEDY CRIMES HERE IN VANCOUVER!
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What Offends Fraud Lovers?

Before I get to my title topic, I'd like to state that I'm again nicotine free after eight straight days of no nicotine, not even gum. My friends are amazed. I handle the withdrawal like a nagging pain that never goes away, I just live with it. And I've developed sufficient self-control over my many long periods of non-smoking in the last few years. I also make sure that I am quitting from my will, rather than from necessity. I keep the money for cigarettes in my pocket while I'm quitting. Eight days of no nicotine makes a huge difference in my health. My walks to the library are charged with newfound energy. I accelerate up the stairs like Rocky. As for my video monitor, it sure was well made. It must have landed flat on its front about a hundred times and stayed in one piece. The only way to break it was to kick it in the face with the point of my steel toe shoe, like I did last night. Now I can get back into reading. Now, I've been hearing that one of the twenty-four songs I recently registered and listed in a YouTube video has offended them. I think I know the song and why it offends them. Fraud lovers love lies and are deeply offended by truth. The more truth contradicts their lies, the more it offends them. This song they've uglied up with their cowardly comments I can't even see or respond to, this was one of the few tracks I didn't post to YouTube. It therefore escaped them taking it and giving it to a rich rock star, or one of their friends, to make money from on the radio. They're offended that they weren't able to get paid for committing fraud with it, like the way they got paid for most of my other songs, but I don't pity them. You'll find a lot of those newly registered tracks in the below slideshow. Jan 27, 2019 10:58 PM Recent Music Videos Style Title/Link Other Data Date Posted On Blogger? Previously Shared? Music Tycoon Jan 27, 2019 2007 Music Shambles 2019 Jan 16, 2019 2011 Music Ooga Balooga Jan 7, 2019 2007 Music The Wayfarer Jan 6, 2019 2007 Music Flimsy (Effects) Dec 29, 2018 2007 Music Gr. Moose (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2007, 2010 Music Juice (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2007, 2010 Music Simper (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2018 Music Currents (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2015 Music Denial (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2015 Music Redundant (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2015 Music Tinsel Heaven (Effects) Dec 27, 2018 2007, 2017
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Equal Slights

Too bad the broadcasters want to keep lying about my talent when it shows that my thoughts are more important than any other stars' at this time. An extraordinary achievement, like writing all the best comedy and music on the TV and radio in the last 20 years by yourself, indicates an extraordinary experience which offers valuable knowledge. But the broadcasters don't care about you. And businessmen like Mick Jagger don't give a fuck about you. The talent business only cares about money and that is why it is more of a disaster than a business. That also goes for the lying broadcasting business that supports it. You people on TV, trying to stir up all this fraud love by keeping your lenses on song thieves like Mick Jagger: you are a disaster. Your business, as you call it, is one of the worst enemies of humanity since the Nazis. (You are also an unholy insult to God, but I'll try to keep my religion out of this.) You commit fraud like it's going out of style and you feel no guilt or remorse for your actions. You think it's all justified by dirty fraud profits when you make people pay fifty times more for my music and comedy from your gang of predators than they would have to from me alone. And you seem to need to insult the intelligence of your hapless dependents when you contradict self evident truths every day. Speaking of self evident truths, do American broadcasters hold that all men are created equal? Let me answer that for you: no. They don't think we have any rights because we're not in their famous star club with Mick Jagger and Nickleback and funny Mike Myers. They just think we're only good enough to suffer and live and write all the music and comedy for which their stars will be loved, but that we don't have the right image or appeal to be loved for it ourselves. If you wrote something they wanted, they'd take it from you. They'd destroy your family to steal and plagiarize your work. They'd even ruin your whole home town, just to be able to commit fraud with your music and comedy. And they don't even think I should be paid a cent when all this work I've been rewriting over the last ten years had to be dragged off of TV and radio and movies where it was making millions of dollars. And all their hatecasts and fraud love, like all this new attention for an old crook named Mick Jagger, never ceases to make my life more uncomfortable, whether its turning friends and neighbours against me, or making children hate me, or causing me to receive bad service at a store or institution. This idiotic industry has too much power and, if it is not razed to the ground, stands to destroy the whole world. They simply cannot keep trying to turn the real world into their own personal fantasy without eventually causing a global thermonuclear war. Maybe it will be for the best, for I'm sure there are better planets than this one, when it comes to protecting truth and innocence. I seem to be all alone with the task here in this hopeless place. Below I've thinned out my music links a little, to show you the hours of my own original good music that help me to keep my brain free of evil manipulations by offering me a selection of songs I can trust. You can trust them too. And you might also notice that a lot of them are already higher in quality than what the radio wants to play in their place. All My Money Arise Assault Bad News Beguiled Bird of Prey Bonkers Brown Lullaby Business Busybody Canopy Chair Cheer Class Close Rendezvous Control Conviction Crybaby Currents Denial Disenchanted Easy Ectomorph Energy Epitomes Everything Fantasies Faraway Places Fishface Flimsy Flounder Fool Fool's Paradise Foothead Forgotten Fortune Free Frenetic Friend in Need Goddess Godspeed Gr. Moose Gran Grumble Hairball Harmony Headlong Heartstrings Heretic Hot Hunted I'll Wait for Your Love Impressions Insidious It's Not You Juice Justice Leg It Up Lifeless Linger Loose Lucky Lech Magic Mayhem Meat Hooks Mischief Mixed Feelings More Sold Out Morning Shorelines Nonchalant Nonplussed Nothing but Ashes Oblivious Ooga Balooga Orbit Orcastra Out from Under Outside Passion Penitence Prone Puzzles Ram Ransom Redemption Redundant Respect Rugged Rules Rusty Sad Anger Sanctuary Satellite Sam Selfish Shambles Simper Size Slings and Arrows Soliloquay Space 2009 Special Spellbound Spoils Stagger Stultified Survival Telepathy Temperance Tenseness Therapy Tinsel Heaven Together Topsy-turvy Tycoon Ugly Unabused Underachiever Uneven Untoward Vanquished Virtue Wallet Wayfarer, the © 2018. Songs by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.
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You Can't Trust Them

Tell me, how would you expect a spoiled fucker like Mick Jagger and his band to deal with getting caught stealing his music? Wouldn't you expect some asshole with a business education, who became the pet of all the business assholes in the music business so his fame could outlast all the artists from his time, wouldn't you expect some totally detached star, who hasn't lived in the real world since Kennedy was shot, to ignore his wrongdoing and expect the whole crowd to go on loving him? And wouldn't you expect him to have the money to grease the palms of all his friends in broadcasting to keep his music in the schedule for him, where it can reach out and assault his fraud victim in the store where his music is playing? And you're supposed to think the Rolling Stones are still good because they're still on the radio. Does it work? It sure as hell doesn't work on me. I nearly have a stroke from having to hear his voice in music after his crimes with my music. They took more than Nothing but Ashes, by the way, which is a gorgeous song that has been utterly ruined by their molesting crime. They took 'just a few songs, mate.' I may not rewrite them before I die. And do you think you're safer listening to their older songs? No fraud band is worth such a step. You can't trust them anymore. Where did they get their first round of hits? Who knows? But you can't trust them. In fact, from what I've learned, artists in their forties were much more vulnerable in the 1960's because they lacked modern copyright protection and the younger predator stars all knew it. And so did their predator managers, who are more like violent gangsters when they're showing their true colours. Since younger performers often covet the sophistication of an older artist's music, the climate would have been ripe for all kinds of violations back then. The poor, unprotected, older artists were helpless against false arrests and incarcerations at the hands of lying up-and-comers intent on stealing new music. But now they don't get away with such horrors for real, so they just try to get away with it in their imaginary broadcast bullshit world. They just take the song and lie about the artist they stole it from. Accidentally Blown Affinity Aggression-Depression All My Money Apostrophe Unneeded Arise Assault Asylum Babydoll Bad News Beguiled Bird of Prey Blazon Bonkers Brown Lullaby Business Busybody Candy Hearts Canopy Careful Casual Chair Cheer Class Close Rendezvous Clouds Comfort Conflict Conscience Contented Control Conviction Crybaby Currents Decent Delightful Denial Dignity Disenchanted Doors of Love Dun Easy Ectomorph Empty Energy Epitomes Everything Fantasies Faraway Places Figments Fishface Flimsy Flounder Fool Fool's Paradise, This Foothead Forgiveness Forgotten Fortune Free Frenetic Friday's Child Friend in Need Fun Goddess Godspeed Gr. Moose Gran Grumble Hairball Harmony Headlong Heartstrings Heretic Homage Homeless Hot Hunted I'll Wait for Your Love Impressions Insidious Innocent It Makes Me Wonder It's Not You Juice Justice Laura-Li Leg It Up Lifeless Linger Loose Lucky Lech Magic Make-believe World Mambo Fever Mayhem Meanest Joke, the Meantime Meat Hooks Mischief Mistaken Mixed Feelings More Sold Out Morning Shorelines Motion Cautionary Musician Natural Nonchalant Next Best Thing Nonplussed Nothing but Ashes Oblivious Ooga Balooga Orbit Orcastra Out from Under Outside Passion Past the Limit Pathetic Penitence Plow Practice Preteen Queen Promise Prone Puzzles Ram Ransom Redemption Redundant Respect Rugged Rules Rusty Sad Anger Sanctuary Satellite Sam Sense Selfish Sentimental Shabby Shambles Simper Simple Size Slings and Arrows Smile Soliloquay Space 2009 Special Spellbound Spoils Stagger Stress Stultified Suicide Sunny Skies Survival Targets Telepathy Temperance Tenseness Therapy Thrown Stones Tinsel Heaven Together Together Again Topsy-turvy Tricks Tumble Tunnel Vision Tycoon Ugly Unabused Underachiever Uneven Untoward Vanquished Virtue Visions Wallet Wayfarer, the What Do You Do All Day? Whiner Whore Widen Wild © 2018. Songs by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.
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No Escape

I know I talk about WW2 a lot, and I think I'm ironically comforted by the scale of its cruelty. Seeing the way innocent people were mistreated back then makes it easier for me to accept the excessive cruelty with which I have been treated by so many of today's broadcasters and their stars. How are they trying to ruin my life today? You know better than I. I'm not sure I need to worry about breeding my artistic talent anymore, though the industry sure never worried about it. This is because, more and more, I'm getting the sense that my talent belongs to my soul, rather than to my body. Besides having vivid recollections of what strikes me as my past life as an artist, I see works of art or music mostly as an effort of the will, which belongs to the soul. None of these frauds with my songs or blogs or their helpers in broadcasting have any idea how hard it is to create my work. They just see the finished result and dismiss the effort that went into it. The harder I work on a song, the better it turns out. Compare my 2019 recording of Shambles to my 2011 recording, for instance. And, in spite of my imagination, if I put no effort into my work, it turns out poorly. It takes enormous effort to stare at a blank page that must be filled up with rhyming verses which fit seamlessly into musical phrases. First you must decide what you want to say. Then you must try to fashion it into an approximate fit. Then you must scour the thesaurus for synonyms where they are needed to match the meter of the melody. You must write backwards from the rhyming word if you want the line to rhyme well. This is all very hard work which few people have the will to do. Only to an artist is it important to write good songs. Through this odd prioritization of spiritual needs above bodily needs, an artist can gather the will to accomplish such difficult tasks. Writing good songs isn't important to most others. One might occupy a body with the same musical aptitude as Mozart's, but without the need and the will to write good music, simply finds it impossible. I believe very strongly in my soul, and I suspect that it is the reincarnated soul of a forty-something artist whose life ended around 1964. As far as I can gather, he tried to escape an ordeal very similar to the one I now suffer. He thought he could escape by suicide, but suicide turns out to have offered no escape. This is a world of illusion. What better place to test the truth than a place where lies can be undetectable? And perhaps the greatest illusion of all is that of escape by death - especially where affairs of the soul are concerned. So now I'm pretty sure I'm back for the duration. There's no escape for me, but if I've now managed to expose any new crimes of bands, like possibly the Rolling Stones, who drove my last incarnation to suicide with their music fraud, maybe there's no escape for them either. 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Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:) Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works humor, poetry, music 2004-13 Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15 Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13 Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', Peanuts Halloween parody, and other works humor 2007-13 Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13 Swift, Taylor Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13 Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010 Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:) The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works (Poems:) Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer humor, poetry, music 2007-2013 Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007 Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
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