Monday, January 21, 2019

No Big Meal

No Big Meal


(Above: Me in 2014, singing live.)

Yes, I don't sing 'live' in my home any more for my videos because, as indicated in the above, my voice is too loud and it disturbs the other tenants. [Does the woman who said, '...and all you can hear is David' reading?] Sorry. I bet Nickelback would have been allowed to sing my songs as loud as they wanted though. Yeah, they're such heroes with music they don't know how to write.

I'm not sure if it's intended for me, but a lot of fuss seems to have been made over my music posts in the last while. If so, firstly, let's not get frantic. This is hardly the first time I've shared a video that caused a sensation on the web. Why do you think I get hacked so much? If it's over that last song, I think the attention is well placed. Shambles is a good song now because I've fixed its lyrics and drums and everything. I was in a hurry to catch up with my old songs in 2011, when I first shared it, which is why I never spent longer than a day or so on each recording. But I always loved Shambles and I used to listen to it over and over, even when it didn't have all the lyrics. It always had heart. If this song is doing well now, let's bear in mind that it was all but forgotten until last week, and that my own efforts at improving it can be credited for its popularity. Artists like myself are always seeing room for improvement in their songs, but bullshit bands only see the dollar signs of an existing song and lack the imagination to create or improve upon such works. Still the broadcasters thought it was okay to have you all worshiping them, some of you right to the present, and to dismiss me.

These fraud stars who got such good press are always trying to cut down my popularity with every backstabbing trick in the book, one of which is to politicize me and turn me into a political enemy for half the population. Watch out for that after I shared Shambles, especially if the song is doing well.

I'm a little concerned about some early symptoms of a stroke, and so I've done some research into a better diet. I was shocked at what I learned. I'm not allowed to eat meat. I'm also not allowed to eat dairy. I can't even eat potatoes. Man, I can't eat anything good. All they're going to let me have is tofu and rice cakes. And if I'm good, maybe a glass of red wine after dinner - if you want to call it that. Even the vegetables suck: no tomatoes, my favourite. I can't drink orange juice, either, because it turns into sulfuric acid in my stomach, apparently. Geez, how did I manage to live this long on what I was eating? Oh, by the way, it turns out that I have the same blood type as Hitler. Maybe that would also explain the circles under my eyes. No wonder he was vegetarian.
  
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