Their Worst Nightmare

Have you ever given any thought to how poisoned you must be against me after so many years of televised fraud with my songs and blogs? Wow, did you all ever hate me when my work was making millions and millions of dollars. Is there any way you'll be able to ever look at me with respect again? I wonder. So there's Ooga back - yesterday's post. And wasn't it some evil bitch who stole it from me in 2007? She knew that George W. Bush and the government of the time wouldn't object, even though I still had it online when she took it. So, is she in a hospital now where she belongs? Or is she on the internet, bashing my post of my song that she got paid for? Is she trying to convince everyone, with little cutthroat comments on my posts, that I don't deserve anything for my hard work and talent because of some superficial shit around my appearance or my fixed income? Jesus, I'm getting sick of these stupid, hateful arguments from lying fuckers with too much attention. I really tried to get my hair right in this video, but it turned out terrible. Sorry. You wouldn't have had to look at my hair all those times you heard that song in your car. And how much money are the royalties for one radio song in twelve years time? A couple hundred thousand, maybe? Oh, hey, just leave me at Pender Res in the downtown eastside then. Yes, and give the Rolling Stones more money with my music so they can look pretty for their next magazine cover. But don't show Mick Jagger butchering the vocal on my song because it's supposed to sound better when my music is turned to fraud. Hey, Much, did I ever tell you about the last time I watched one of your programs? It was called 'Indy Night' or something. It was back when you'd broadcast Saturday Night Live sketches with your music videos. What a coincidence. Anyway, I think I saw my video of the Wayfarer with someone else taking my place as the author of my song. Are you going to straighten that out for me now? After twelve years of making people hate me for a song that came from pain in the first place? I'd sure appreciate it. And whoever's going to incarcerate and 'punish' this asshole, don't forget to cut me out of the justice entirely. Don't let me go to jail and visit him with my video camera to be able to blackmail him into behaving himself. You just punish him and then let him out to assassinate me from behind my back when I don't know his name or have a clear picture of his face. Yeah, money, money. The business and the media never want to talk about money in my case. They only want to talk about it like it's something they deserve and I don't for my own work. But Vancouver wouldn't need crime lords to keep the economy going if they'd let honest people like myself get rich. The American dream coming true must be their worst nightmare.
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