Nosh the Invaders

First, just a reminder that I don't put commercials on my songs, like the above, at this time. If you see a commercial on my music, you should inform the sponsor. We'd both appreciate it. The ancient Egyptians thought the body had a soul of its own, separate from the personality. When I see the scope and complexity of life on a microscopic level, another entity appears to indeed be at work within. I've also noticed that when I play the guitar, I can switch my hands to auto-pilot after accelerating to a tempo of 122 beats per minute. It's a little scary, though, like looking at your own hands as if they're a pair of strangers. The diet is going well. I'm feeling more energetic. I've found a few alternatives to the recommended items. For instance, Rice Crispies are the same as rice cakes, but they have a bit more personality. Plus they hold three essential vitamins: niacin, thiamine, and riboflavin - popularly known as snap, crackle, and pop. Those cakes, on the other hand, are like styrofoam. My need for red wine and olive oil suggests Roman ancestry, and Type A is said to have started in Europe when cells first developed antigens. Antigens are stick-like sidearms that poke out of the cell and shoot antibodies at other cells that they don't like. The Type O cell, the prototype, was much friendlier, and carried no weapons. It even has the cutest little happy face, according to this diagram. I can feel the antioxidants going to work in my bloodstream. They're going up to toxins wherever they are and eating them. Good work, boys! I'll send you some reinforcements soon. Uh, I guess this is a statement, at least for now. Please keep it away from Ellen.
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